simply put: brilliant

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nothing better to do, will copy-paste. from mail. again.

be warned though, these make you want to kill yourself. plus it helps if you know some science/tech. you want to kill yourself even more.

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly disease… as soon he opens the patient’s mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor. How?

and the next one is

Why couldn’t the dumb cat walk on the road ?

answers below..

the answer to the first one is

The patient had ‘bluetooth’.

figure it out.
the second one goes by..

Because it couldn’t mew and since MEW(coefficient of friction)=µ,
so no friction, and it’s not possible walk on frictionless surface…

i’m still laughing.

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