nothing could have cheered me up more. and i can’t wait to tell these to a 3 year-old:
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
and just to add to the fun of it all:
Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
“Pies, you Dumb Ass”
watch this space, i might add to it. homegrown variety.
just to mix it up, a really big show as well.