So I just mentioned this to the missus:
A thought just occurred to me: that ‘kurtosis’ is a fine name for a child.
I give you — Kurtosis Venkatesh Swaminathan. Kurtosis Singh. Kurtosis Ray. Kurtosis Naageshwara Sreeranganatha Reddy.
I know. It really really works.
Said kid would be called ‘Kurt’ for short.
‘Kurtu’, lovingly even.
Ah, but wait.
While ‘Kurtu baby’ or ‘Kurtu baba’ is a fine “pet” name.. it also sounds suspiciously like ‘Kirtu’.
As in, Kirtu.com1.
1. Regular readers of this site will recognize this highly NSFW link to those esteemable writers of the classic ‘Savita Bhabhi’. With a still-active paywall, which means their business model is actually working quite well.
p.s. It’s not a “true” entry to The Weekly Writing Challenge; Power of Names, and I hit ‘Publish’ without actually reading what theirs was this week (seriously, what a coincidence!). But it’s close enough to the topic, so I’m counting it.
Note: Above title is supposed to be “…last
week month”, but RSS feeds mess up such formatting.
It’s only been about a month since I last posted, and it became abundantly clear to me that I’m falling back into old habits. For a bit there, it seemed I had gotten over writer’s block. The ideas were flowing, the keys were tapping, and the posts were publishing.
Not for that long apparently.
I have a gift!
Moving sucks. SUCKS. Period.
And that series of long titles has been in honor of Dinosaur Comics. Bloody frickin’ awesome:
How he manages to get something pretty rockin’ everyday from the same 6 sets of images.. and not make it completely random is beyond me.
On a side note, and going back to the moving thing, I have way too much stuff for a person who’s lived here for less than 3 years. Seriously.
Coming on the heels of Dr. Shilpa Shetty , we now have this.
Now not only does my current objective have no meaning, but the place I live in has the absolute lack of sense to honour Ms. Sherawat.
p.s. I like my wordplay in the title. A lot. Go figure.
p.p.s. Yes, I only put the picture there coz her dress starts at her navel. Go Figure.
Many many eons ago, when I discovered Squible and the concept of ‘aside’ posts (just involving links).. I had started off with the concept of gomutra and how it would be sold. And now.. *drumroll* I present the ultimate conclusion to that – the gomutra soft drink.
Score! We can now start with all the jokes about the probable taglines for the latest product from India.
go to devdthefilm.com
accept 18+ disclaimer.
click on the aptly named ‘lustline’ (second from right, bottom of page).
accept second (!) 18+ disclaimer.
choose: hindi or tamil (for max effect).
p.s. dev d is anurag kashyap’s take on devdas. meaning complete psycho-giri. add abhay deol’s chameleon into the mix. not a romantic drama (whatever that is supposed to mean).